Sunday 27 May 2018

PAPER SUN (1967)




Geoff Meade and I shared a passion for cars and music. We would often take a very long time after school getting to his house in Paris Road, as we visited car dealers to inspect the latest models, grilling salesmen and mostly being given carte blanche to climb all over their wares.

Geoff Meade MBE today - veteran Europe correspondent.

Geoff’s dad had recently upgraded his company car to a smart new sheer line Vauxhall, and I remember the excitement with which we descended on Tom Brown’s dealership around the corner from the school in Brunswick Square for a first encounter with the final facelift version of the Victor 101 in May of 67.

Victor 101.

Geoff had a decent piano at home to which we would often adjourn when we had finished our motoring investigations. One song I remember us learning from sheet music bought at Harris & Osborne’s was Gimme Little Sign by Brenton Wood. And it was at Geoff’s that we were first left speechless by seeing Jimi Hendrix play Hey Joe on the telly.


An early season series of Sunday night concerts was coming up at the Princess Theatre in Torquay, and we booked to see some of them.

The Moody Blues hadn’t gone psychedelic by then, so their gig was built around familiar material, mostly, as was the general rule, reworkings of black American songs such as Go Now. They did that one twice in response to public demand and the piano solo sounded exactly as learned then as it still does now. If it had been punched in, it would have sounded the same, but it was a great song and a great evening.

Moody Blues.

John Maus had recently gone solo along with his Walker Brothers colleagues. We were all big fans of the Walkers and the powerfully produced sound Phillips Records got with them. None of us was a Scott Engel, but many an attempt was made on The Sun Ain’t Gonna Shine Any More, Our Ship is Coming In and Bacharach’s Make It Easy on Yourself, while waiting in the school corridors for admittance to lessons.


John Maus, before and after the Walker Brothers.

We knew we wouldn’t be getting any of the hit material when Mr Maus played the Princess, but our main reason for going was the fact that his backing singers would be Sue and Sunny, aka The Stocking Tops - top rank UK session singers on a par with the likes of Madeline Bell and The Ladybirds. As Sue and Sunny they had released a single on Columbia entitled You Can’t By Pass Love (sic). Like Chris Farlowe’s Out of Time and the Troggs’ Any Way That You Want Me, it had been the killer ’cello intro that had got to me first. It also had a Motowny shape to it and it only needed us to see the girls doing it on the telly for us to be sent, in a groovy 1960s happening kinda way.



The B-side was written by that same Martin and Coulter who would find serious success with the Sandie Shaw Eurovision sensation, Puppet on a String. In those dark and ignorant days, the composer credits for the A side meant nothing to me. Motown loony that I was, the only people I knew from the production side of things were Smokey Robinson and Holland, Dozier, Holland. To be fair to me, the music press in the UK was still calling Berry Gordy Barry Gordon.

‘J. Hunter’ was, of course, Joe Hunter, the bandleader that preceded Earl Van Dyke with Motown’s Funk Brothers. That’s Joe’s distinctive piano on Marvin Gaye’s Pride and Joy, Try It Baby. How Sweet It Is  and loads of other Hitsville delights. Forty years later I would have the honour of meeting ‘Papa’ Joe and was with him and Jack Ashford at Ronnie Scott’s only a couple of days before he died, aged 80 in Detroit. He was a real gentleman with a fine sense of humour and a ready stock of Shakespeare quotations. No matter how successful he was during the ups and downs and false promises of a musician’s life, he never turned down a gig. Ronnie Scott’s was the last venue in a punishing European tour, but Joe still fitted in one more show on his return to the Motor City.

'Papa' Joe Hunter.

Back in Torquay, John Maus was doing Long John Baldry’s and most other solo males’ acts at the time. Midnight Hour, Land of a Thousand Dances… Na-na-na-na-na, sock it to me one more time.

Then Geoff and I struck really lucky. We booked to see someone nobody had ever heard of: Procol Harum. I think we paid six bob (30p) each.

By the time we took our seats for the show, the band was number one in the UK and a sensation all over the world, A Whiter Shade of Pale already on its way to legendary status in the US, Ireland and France, and the world and his dolly bird were all wandering through their respective playing cards as their ceilings flew away.

Procul Harum.
The mad people who contributed to the letters page in the Melody Maker were already asking who Procul Harum thought they were, and accusing them of imitating Bach, Reginald Dixon, Chris Montes. Sooty and anyone else who had an organ on their record - a sure sign of having made it, just as when Paul McCartney and Brian Wilson had been accused in their turns of depending on big bands for the success of Yesterday and Good Vibrations.

The combination of Gary Brooker’s voice and Matt Fisher’s Hammond is, was and ever will be irresistible - and we were there at the beginning, in Torquay, and for six bob!

We were also there at the end, in fact, as Torquay was the last gig played by the band as was, both the bass player and guitarist Ray Royer departing before the next outing.

Ray was not really a side-man by nature. Producer, Denny Lane, remarked that during sessions he could either be original and exciting or unable to play at all. I met him several years later and found him deeply spiritual - scarily so in some respects, in that the universe as most materialists conceive it and the one Ray could see were not necessarily compatible. Riding in an open car with him was not for the fainthearted. He was literally ‘laid-back’ before the expression was common coin, his attention on the beauty of the trees passing overhead rather than prosaic matters such as watching the road. I wasn’t going to beat him, so I joined him, and have him to thank for that aspect of my own spiritual education.

Ray Royer.

As May gave way to flaming June, the props, the scenery and the actors were gathering to set the stage for what would go down in history as the ‘Summer of Love’.


Only a few weeks later, it was curtain up as the Fab Four performed the signature tune, All You Need is Love, across the networks and across the world. The summer was on and some kind of employment would be needed to see cousin Rick and me through the six weeks of school holiday.

The labour exchange sent us to Goodrington, one of the jewels of the Devon coast, with landscaped boating lakes, a small-scale railway (with bikini-clad engine drivers), playgrounds, a variety of cafés and bars, acres of sand and a magnificent walk around the red cliffs to Paignton proper.

The 'bikini' line.
All Goodrington’s catering facilities were managed by a single operation, known as Addison’s, though it was part of a larger combine called Nuttall’s Catering, which also ran a café in Paignton’s Victoria Street and another in the old fishermen’s buildings on the Strand in Torquay.

The manager’s name was Whiting. He and Mrs W occupied a house on the complex and it was there that we had to report for interview.

He was a shrivelled looking cove, like a Giles drawing of an undertaker, with sunken cheeks, dark round glasses and a stooped, bent-legged walk after the manner of Groucho Marx. His wife looked somewhat younger and more robust.

In those days it was normal for employers - even jumped up managers - to address male employees by their surnames, without even the courtesy of a ‘mister’ or ‘master’.

Our paperwork was inspected by Mrs W and we were sent to be interviewed by the under-manager, by the name of Aldridge. Like the Whitings, he was a Londoner, but in place of Whiting’s sepulchral tones, he had a rather piping, high pitched voice, and tended to lope about in his dark suit looking harassed.

Whether or not he then had good reason for his demeanour, he soon would have, as he took both of us on and gave us a start day almost immediately.

Getting to Addison’s in the morning meant walking down over Edenvale, Blatchcombe and Woodlands to the Torquay Road, through Paignton and out on the Brixham Road, past the ‘Big Tree’ and over the railway bridge at Tanners Lane into the complex - approx. 2.5 miles. There was a punch clock on a wall that recorded the times of our arrival and departure. After a little while, whoever got there first - usually a guy (Big Rick) with a bicycle who worked in the fish café - would clock on for the rest of us.

Cousin Rick was led off by Mr Aldridge to work in the said fish café, known because of its location as the ‘Prom’.

I was taken to a rather smaller affair near the entrance car park, which would later be turned into an arcade. Then it was called the ‘Sands’.

My job would mainly involve dish and pot-washing - by hand in an ordinary kitchen washbasin. Table-clearing was also part of the description, but this was mainly done by the two girls who served and prepared the food, Samantha and Lizzie.

Sands manager, Mr James was on his day off when I arrived. Samantha asked me: ‘Is this your first day?’

‘Yes,’ I replied, accepting a proffered broom and helping her sweep the floor.

‘’Ard luck!’ She introduced me to Ernie, the cook, whose pots I would be washing, and a man who liked to laugh. Also, at the sandwich counter, was a third girl who turned out to be so kind and funny that all the many trepidations of starting my first official job of work melted away by the end of the first long day. Theresa - Terry - was the ‘older woman’ (probably about 20) we lads fantasised about in free periods at school. She had poise and experience; she was what we then called ‘dusky’ (black) and beautiful.

Soon enough, I was a gone swan.

Even washing people’s pots and dishes seemed like a reasonable thing to be doing if it meant I could be around her - just talking, joking and laughing in a comfortable way that didn’t happen with girls my own age - especially on a brief furlough from being banged up with six hundred other lads.
Her day off seemed endless and miserable, but there was worse to come.

Not much more than a week after I started she disappeared altogether. Lizzie told me she had been betrayed and sacked on the spot.

For days I was inconsolable - not that anyone tried to console me or knew what I was going on about. The combination of the injustice of her dismissal and the fact that I never had a chance to see her again was all I needed to bring on the teenage angst I was fully qualified by age and innocence to make the most of.

Piling on the agony, I decided to skip the weekend beach party and sulk at home, too stupid to guess that she would be there, so it was my own fault I lost touch with her.


However, another day, another load of washing up. Then Mr Aldridge loped back into my life. It seemed I was to hang up my rubber gloves and follow him to the Prom fish café, where my week of training and experience was in demand.

The Prom had forty odd tables, a counter at one end serving fish and chips to eat in, or via a takeaway window, and a much longer counter running along the back wall for snacks, drinks, sandwiches and the like.

The till was at the left hand end and the trays at the right. Once you had chosen your food, the order was shouted through a hatch at someone in the kitchen. Among the things you could wash it down with was an orange liquid that issued from a transparent box with three plastic oranges circulating inside it, or tea from a pot that received an additional catering size tea bag every time it was topped up with boiling water. Its liquid was very brown and viscous and tasted more disgusting as the day wore on.

At each end of the counter was a set of swing doors leading to the kitchen. This ran the full length of the café at a lower floor level, so was reached by a few steps at either end.

I entered the kitchen from the rear outside door. To my right was an edged plinth designed to receive the table-clearing trolley on a level with the café. Next to this was a dishwashing machine with worktops on either side and a semi-cylindrical lid that could be revolved to the left to slide in trays of dirty crocks, and to the right to withdraw the cleaned items.

The sloping floor was covered in flattened out cardboard, most of it stained with food and dust. At the midway point, next to the left hand work surface, was an arrangement to hold the clean dishes, glasses and cutlery. A separate sink was provided for pots and chef’s equipment.

Next to this again was an aluminium dustbin containing food waste. Every so often the chef would shout: ‘Bin Brigade!’ and he and the assistant chef would each take a handle of the bin and march it outside to a waiting paladin for emptying.

The chef - Ralph - and his assistant, John, both wore flowers in their beards and longish hair à la Scott Mackenzie.

Ralph would get occasional visits from a girl named ‘Cosie’, whom he always referred to as ‘the woman of the moment’. Cosie was in charge of a kiosk opposite the front of the Sands Café, from which she sold ice-cream, knickerbocker glories and the like. The big attraction of Cosie’s kiosk was the donut machine. On the counter was a sort of oil bath with a chain driven mechanism running through it. Cosie would insert an uncooked donut in one end and it would fry in the oil as it was dragged by the mechanism from one end to the other, to emerge hot, perfectly cooked, wonderfully moist and encrusted in sugar.


Cousin Rick had been promoted to fish and chip duties, so had his own domain in a separate backstage area behind the fish counter, where he was in charge of a dalek-like potato peeling machine, two chip baths with a chipping machine where the soap rack would normally be, and a metal surface on which to batter fish.

Aldridge demonstrated the workings of the dishwashing machine and showed me two bowls containing coloured powder or flakes. ‘Always use the green, never ever the pink,’ he told me, and loped off.

Everyone had heard this last admonishment, including Rick who had come through to welcome me, so we immediately set about charging the machine with the pink substance.

The workings rattled into life and began to rumble and gurgle in their prescribed manner for a few moments before, to everyone’s delight, beginning to issue a thick pinkish-white foam which first filled the work surfaces before taking off ‘Blob’ like to conquer the rest of the kitchen.

It was more than worth it to be standing in two feet of foam and having to mop up and change all the cardboard. I had joined the team at the Prom and would remain there for the rest of the season.

The nearest thing Aldridge could manage to my name was ‘Rande’, so Rick started calling me that, and would do so for the rest of his life.

Treated as idiots and addressed by our surnames, we, whose only vision of work had come from Laurel and Hardy, Charlie Drake and Mr Pastry, were loyal and conscientious to a fault, especially as we were working all hours and receiving such untold riches in the way of remuneration - 3/6 an hour (17.5 pence).

Actually, we did work hard and more than earned our money,  but each passing day took us further toward complete anarchy.

A young lad called Sid and I moved among the customers and cleared the tables with the legendary trolley - a substantial affair with five inch castors. There was a bin on the top for cutlery and another for slops. I don’t recall from the entire season anyone finishing a meal, so there were always plenty of slops, and trying to eat at a nearby table while Sid and I added to the bin’s contents was guaranteed to produce more.

We had a dry cloth with which to wipe the tables, so crumbs and other detritus mainly went on the floor. If a customer occupied an uncleared table - and especially if he or she shoved the contents somewhere else, piling plates up with the leftovers in between - a flick of the cloth delivered the crumbs into their laps.

‘Accidents’ at the swing doors were a daily occurrence. If two people approached them on opposite sides with loaded trays, the result could be especially joyous.

Sid and I piled dinner and side plates as high as we could on the top level of the trolley. Pushing it through the swing doors was enough to cause the piles to totter. Running it against the retaining rim of the plinth could do the rest.

We all had other jobs that we were called off to do from time to time, such as making and wrapping the sandwiches with a heat sealer or making up a ghastly concoction called ‘Millac’, which was supposed be powdered milk, but could have been anything.

I was once called to a table by a woman who had ordered a glass of milk from Winnie on the counter. ‘Excuse me, young man, is this milk fresh?’
‘Certainly,’ I told her.
She tasted it again and pulled a face. ‘Are you sure?’
‘I should know, madam, I made it myself ten minutes ago.’

We were issued with white coats from the laundry, which rarely stayed that colour for long. Apart from slinging tea bags at each other and divers items of food, the favourite trick was to drop an egg in someone’s pocket, then break it. I don’t recommend the sensation of putting your hand in your pocket when this has been done, and the practice wasn’t restricted to work clothes.

Back at my dishwasher, I would look up to see Rick come to visit. As I pulled a tray of freshly washed dishes from the machine, he took his hands from behind his back and smeared them all with batter.

I did a double-take and made a deep ‘Ohhh!’ like Bluto in the Popeye cartoons. Sometime after, I would visit him in the chiproom and introduce some of the dishwashing powder to his potato dalek with a similar response from him as the foam began to arise from within.


Since Paignton and Torquay were all about catering, there was a grapevine between the various establishments. If inspectors were spotted anywhere, everyone knew about it, and all the staff at Addison’s were detailed to forget about the customers and get on to cleaning duties. Even this would not have earned the place a ‘one’ on the current hygiene ratings, however.


Winnie, behind the counter, was a voluble cockney and an obvious target for our dubious sense of humour. If she was serving a family with children further along the counter, we would shake up the Coke cans, so that when she opened one, it would spray up the wall, soaking her in the process.

‘I’ll have you, you buggers,’ she would yell before sitting down at the till to find we had removed her seat. For some reason, despite this, she used to tell everyone - and especially the girls that she ‘lived-in’ with - that I was her favourite. I really didn’t think this was doing me any favours, when I was trying to appear cool and tough. Of course, that’s all I knew, and the only girls that liked me probably thought I was more sweet than cool for the abovementioned reason.

A few girls were regulars in the prom and we would ‘hang out’ together most days. One was Jane Wellins, who had been in the last year at Hayes Road and was nursing a broken leg in the summer of 67. She introduced me to the works of Tolkien. ‘You remind me of Gollum,’ she said.

One day, for reasons I don’t recall, we arrived late. Opening the swing door slightly, we found the place teeming with customers. Trays of leftovers were piled up on every surface and staff had been drafted in from all over the complex to handle the situation.

Rick and I shut the door and looked at each other for a response. ‘I’m not going in there,’ I said.

Outside we met the gardener/handyman who was about to take a load of boxes to the furthest reaches of the Addison’s empire - the tea stall at the far end of the ‘bikini line’ railway track. We told him we were there to help him and climbed on the back of his Lister flat-bed truck for the slow chug there, where we helped him unload, and back again, by which time the rush had evaporated.

Some years later, I got talking to the gardener in the London Inn and he told me he had always entertained an ambition to go into the church. I got hold of a copy of the Church Times and helped him with some letters to the powers that could grant him his wish.

On one occasion, the management were absent for a day, both the Whitings and Aldridge, we assumed summoned to some kind of court of hygiene.

Ralph and John disappeared around this time and, of all people, Rick was promoted to cooking duties. As his signature dish, he incinerated a piece of toast and did something of the same with an egg, placing the latter on the former and putting a lump of butter on each of the four visible corners. The resulting horror was put on the counter on a cracked plate with a notice saying ‘Egg on toast, our speciality’.

The following day, I was called before the presence of Mr Whiting. ‘I’ve had reports you’ve been kicking my machine,’ he told me. I had gone there in some trepidation lest my sins should find me out, but was in the frame for the one thing I certainly had not done, and of which I could claim angelic innocence.

I must have been believed, because the axe didn’t fall. How he never found out about any of our real transgressions was hard to understand. However, a new characterisation was born and we would now approach other staff with the Groucho walk, our cheeks sucked in, using our forefingers and thumbs to ring our eyes and looking about us suspiciously: ‘I’ve had repotes…’ The cockney accent was vital, as it was with our impersonations of Aldrich: ‘Er, got any fowkes?’

We had various stock routines that Rick and I cooked up. In the middle of my explaining or describing something to Rick, he would look at me disparagingly and say, ‘Don’t be rrridiculous!’
I would shake with mock rage, stamping my feet, and reply, ‘Allll Right!’

Aldridge loped up to me one day and asked me to go on some errand to another one of Addison’s many premises, next to the Brass Monkey pub, in his hesitant and piping way; ‘Er, Rande - go to the Bettabar, right?’
‘Right.’
‘Er, go to the Bettabar, right?’
‘Allll Right!’ Everyone roared with laughter, and the exchange became another of our quotidien comedy routines.

The Bettabar amd the Brass Monkey have been absorbed into the new Premier Inn.

Outside the front of the Prom café, on the promenade proper, was an automated vending machine for an orange drink - orange in colour, anyway.

According to Mr Aldridge, the thing had become empty, so I was detailed to take Sid with me to attend to it.

Opening the front panel with a supplied key revealed a sort of sticky metal bomb surrounded by wasps. We were supposed to take this object to the stores and exchange it for a clean new example.
As we took it from the machine, we realised the wasps were following us. It was quite a long round trip to get to the stores, outside the building, and it struck me as a much more amusing plan to carry the thing through the restaurant. So it proved. Chairs went over and cutlery flew into the air as customers fled from the bomb, us and the posse of wasps.


Ralph and John never returned to the kitchen following their sudden disappearance, so the management, not having been witnesses to his signature dish, and unaware of the fact that he had negligible experience in eating, never mind cooking, put Rick in permanent charge of the short order stove.

Foremost among the tools of his new trade was a seriously large carving knife which rested near at hand on a wooden table. In quiet moments, he would grasp it and brandish it in my direction, a murderous glint in his eye. Waving my arms in the air, I would flee through one of the sets of swing doors into the packed restaurant, where he would pursue me behind the full length of the counter, uttering bloodthirsty cries. We’d crash through the opposite set of doors back into the kitchen with him in close pursuit - the customers’ mouths hanging open in horror.

After a brief silence, Rick would hand me the knife and I would chase him back the way we had come.


There were some great people working at Addison’s in ’67 - Stan, who ran the fish and chip operation went on to run Gayton’s in Coverdale Road. Some of the girls that came to Goodrington as waitresses would later work in the Pacific in its heyday. (Rita and Audrey.)

The seasonal staff included a large proportion of musicians - especially guitarists - and a lot of people called Rick. There was Big Rick, aforementioned, Rick Moxham, who lived in Southfield Road and played guitar, and there was Rick Pralitz.

I’d known  Keith Tonkin since infant school. For reasons of his own, cousin Rick christened him ‘Buke’. He accompanied himself on guitar while singing songs from the Bob Dylan Songbook, and once came around to mine so we could work together - me playing glockenspiel. Wot?

There was a guy in the stores, who might have been R Pralitz aforementioned. He was a serious guitar player who spent his time learning Hendrix two-handed chords for his 3/6 an hour unless somebody interrupted him by wanting something. He went on to play in local bands such as Ulysses and Atlas.

Unsurprisingly perhaps, we soon formed the Chiproom Blues Band - cousin Rick on harmonica (blues harp), various guitarists and me on a Woolworth’s reed organ, the property of that same R Moxham, similarly aforementioned.

One of the biggest hits in those early days at Addison’s, hardly played now, was Gin House by Amen Corner, on which Blue Weaver accompanied Andy Fairweather-Low on a double manual Vox Continental. This, and I’m A Man by Muddy Waters were ideal outings for my little organ.

The most frustrating thing for a keys player then was the fact that every venue had a shit piano. The alternatives were not only limited, but even if you could run to your own Hammond, it was a nightmare to move about.


Vox Continental.

New contraptions began to appear around then - the Vox Continental with its drawbars and optional pedalboard was favourite. Farfisa did a good range, including the ones used by Pink Floyd. The Teisco WEM single keyboard was mainly designed for glissando ad nauseam, and for frustrated bass players like me, there were singular weirdnesses such as the Livingston-Burge Tubon, made by the makers of electronic church organs - a thing like a bazooka on a strap with a short keyboard let into one side that played various footages of bass twenty years before keyboard bass became the next big annoyance in the 1980s.


I wanted one then but, perhaps fortunately, it was not to be.


The musical soundtrack to 1967 still takes me right back there. The juke box at the Prom was rarely silent and it was such a productive and inventive period. All You Need Is Love was played over and over, and so was the B-side, Baby, You’re A Rich Man one of my Beatles favourites and so rarely played now that it exists still in that time. Traffic were huge then, Hole In My Shoe being a big hit, though Paper Sun really captures the atmosphere for me, and its instrumental B-side was also played repeatedly. Art Conley’s Sweet Soul Music, Aretha’s Say A Little Prayer, Percy Sledge, Keith West’s Excerpt From A Teenage Opera, See Emily Play, Let’s Go To San Francisco, Reflections by The Supremes, Massachusetts and the New York Mining Disaster, I Was Made To Love Her, Daydream Believer - mountains of great new music, not to mention The Monkees’ Alternate Title. But 1967 was also the year of the ballad. Tom Jones Green Green Grass of Home, Funny, Familiar, Forgotten Feelings and my favourite (composed, I recently discovered, by Lonnie Donegan) with its three-four arrangement owing more than a little to Lincoln Mayorgis: I’m Never Gonna Fall In Love Again; Engelbert Humperdinck’s Last Waltz, Long John Baldry, Let The Heartaches Begin, Vince Hill’s Edelweiss.

What most people thinking back to those days of I Feel Free, Strange Brew, Hey Joe and Purple Haze seem to forget was the sheer weight of musical ballast such as Barbra Streisand’s Second Hand Rose and Frankfurter Sandwiches, Danny La Rue’s Mother Kelly’s Doorstep and - do me a favour - Fanlight Fanny, The Floosy Nightclub Queen, by Clinton Ford.

I joined the staff of the prom in a time of change. Not only did Winnie join but there was a turnaround in waitresses. I never really knew the previous incumbents, but Audrey and Rita joined just after me.
Since they ‘lived in’ in the firm’s chalets, they didn’t bother with street clothes under their white overalls. Naturally, this was sufficient provocation to dump them in Rick’s chip bath.

Although an anarchist with a brutal sense of humour, Rick was anything but one-dimensional and was actually an enthusiastic worker, often working evenings on the fish counter. The same was true when we both worked as postmen, when he often did a second round while the rest of us had had more than enough with one.

As the season began to wind down, we were given our cards, one by one. No bonus or gratitude for sterling service. Only free fish and chips from the girls at the takeaway window and the satisfaction that came from having turned off the chicken fridge.

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